Like a cat

My friend was looking for a provider of a short course on basic I.T. I told her she can check U.P., but if it's not urgent I am generously offering my services.
She replied, "I want the real thing".
So I ranted, "@#$%^&*(! I HAVE 3+ SOLID YEARS OF EXPERIENCE IN I.T. & you're telling me you want the real thing?!".
Her retort, "alangan namang ilagay ko sa resume ko certified by the drama queen".
Me? Point taken.

Fucking Pressures

Crime is the very thing which when I find myself standing before it I instantaneously face the other way, or in this context, reach for its neighbor propped by the next shelf. But I humbly admit, that this particular crime appealed to me where epic fantasy failed. Big time.
So to the creator, thank you. And with deep regrets that you can no longer finish the 10 you originally set out to do.
Long live Sally!