MMK: Basura

I bought this jacket that my teammates insist resembles a garbage bag. They do have a point (<- see picture). Anyway, here's the list of wisecracks I heard (as recalled, accuracy not guaranteed) this day pertaining to my new kick-ass acquisition:
1) "Andito na pala ang leading lady ni Migs" [aforementioned has a matching garb]
2) "Napo-protektahan ka ba n'yan sa lamig?"
3) "Action star na action star ah" [when worn, it does emit an action/rock star feel to it"
4) "Ang astig naman nitong kasama ko"
5) "Pakilabas ang motorsiklo"
6) "Parang si Pepe Smith lang ah" [again, rock and roll!]
7) "Hindi pa tapos tahiin yung jacket mo kaya mura lang" [length reaches only up to a little above my waist]
8) "may suggestion sana ako, pag dumaan si kuya na kumukuha ng basura wag mo muna suotin jacket mo"
9) "Jo! Anjan na si kuya" [in a worried voice, baka masama daw ako sa daily garbage collection]
10) "Mamaya makita mo na lang 'yan nakasakay na sa tulak-tulak ni kuya" [see mechanism in the picture]
11) "At least yun jacket, 'di ikaw" [reply ng boss ko nung sinumbong ko na tinutukso yun jacket ko as basurahan]
12) "Yan na ba yung hiningi mo sa aking garbage bag?"
13) "Garbage bag pala ang ginagamit na material ng Giordano"
14) "Ate 'pag suot mo 'yan kamukha mo si Oscar the Grouch... pang-trash can beauty"
15) "Baka 'di taxi ang mapara mo, motor"
16) "Hubarin mo kaya 'yan, try lang. Baka 'yan ang malas." [dahil 'di makakuha ng taxi]
17) "'Wag n'yong iwan 'yan baka tumambling palabas ng jeep"


Post shout-out (a.k.a. senseless late reaction): Ang tahimik kanina. Asan na kaya si Gu Jun Pyo?