The pig is my little brother

Brother pig, he stupidly concluded I got laid off from work because: 1) I went home carrying this huge bag and unpacked the contents of it in front of him 2) I was saying to Mama earlier that I am thinking of going on SL tomorrow. So there he was, teasing me like a kid (only his age says otherwise), saying things like,

• "ate 'di nga natanggal ka?",


• "ate kawawa ka naman" (sabay tawa)


• "ate patingin nga ako cheque mo"


• "ate naiiyak ka?"


• "ate nalulungkot ka?"

I played along, because he was really funny while doing all those things. But my undoing was when he said, "ate para sa iyo ito", then I saw him turning on the speaker and the following played "Pana-panahon ang pagkakataon, maibabalik ba ang kahapon..." Dun na ako humagalpak ng tawa. Stupid, really.