Boy: Kung meron ka gusto maka-date, saan mo s'ya gusto dalahin?
Girl: Ikaw muna sumagot sa tanong mo.
Boy: Ayoko.
Girl: Hmmm.... sa UK, para manood ng British pantomime.
Boy: Nice.
Girl: Tara?

Version 2
Boy: Kung meron ako i-de-date, saan ko s'ya dadalahin?
Girl: Hmmm.... sa UK, para manood ng British pantomime.
Boy: Tara?

Post shout-out (a.k.a. senseless late reaction): Kelangan ko na siguro mag-retire from cheeziness + boy/girl, girl/girl, boy/boy and shift to lines inspired by violence.