Talk about an embarassing

we had this activity in COMA101...we were supposed to express a situation, that will be given by our professor, through the use of our voice...fortunately...because i was kinda getting nervous...he told us that he only has two situations and will only be needing a pair for each...a boy and a girl...the boy will be named john...and the girl will be called...guess...MARSHA! ha...!...instruction: the only thing we will utter during this activity is the name of our partners which is John and Marsha nga for the boys and girls, respectively...parang
girl: John
boy: Marsha
girl:John!
boy:Marsha!
parang ganon...but there should be a variation in the intensity of the pitch...portrayal of the situation through the use of voice only

so yun nga...the first situartion was kinda easy...it was about a couple having a heated argument on something...when the first two who will play the part of John and Marsha was called i felt relieved...so yun nga...they had their exchange of Johns and Marshas...and the rest of us were all laughing hard...because the guy was just so cute when he delivers his Marshas...
until it was finished n nga...

so we went to the next situation...about a couple having one of their "intimate" moments together (making looovvveee)...our prof looked at the seatplan to choose the next people who will do the activity...that time i was talking to my seatmate and we were laughing at the situation given...little did i know...guess this wasn't my lucky day...you guessed right!!!...i was one of the "LUCKY" two called...HAH!...the funny thing is i had this tinge of suspicion in my head that i will be a CHOSEN ONE...and that moment my prof first opened his mouth...i knew it will be me...after nga ntawag ako sbi pa nya..."tatawa tawa k p jan ha..." so yun nga...my partner and me stood in front of the class...my classmates were all laughing...in a good way...me and "him" were laughing also...because the situation is really kinda absurd...and some of my friends there...yun mga ka batch ko...were like "GO JOANN!" p*******a...

so nag start n nga kmi ni partner...it was kinda awkward...like the rest of the class was hanging on our every Johns and Marshas...yuck...nadidiri tlaga ako nun mga oras n yon...as in...what do i know about it...my partner said p nga "sir mga bata p po kmi..."...pero third year n yon...sa loob loob k 'maniwala ako syo!'...para sa anu pa yun pagiging top one ng yupi elbi among the unversities with the highest rate of students practicing premarital sex at nauuwi sa pregnancy...landi!

and so as they say "everything must come to an end"...it did end...hhhhhaaaaaaaa...finally...that's it...i never want to experience that again...

P.S.
don't you think that is injustice...MALAY K B S PAKIKIPAG SEX...!
Kama Sutra!